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Fit

So Ali­cia made me join the gym (YWCA) a few weeks ago and I have been going there 2 to 3 times a week.

Today I achieved a mile­stone on the tread­mill by walk­ing a 2 mile cross-country course, then run­ning a solid mile, walk­ing some more, then run­ning another half mile. That’s the first time I have run a mile since I was in the USSR and was allowed to run on the Olympic sta­dium track in Moscow. That was in 1990.

Hope­fully this will continue.

 

Chuck

Hey. Did you know that Chuck Nor­ris’ Tear Cure Can­cer?

Bril­liant.

 

I’ve been doing a lot of read­ing up on Search Engine Opti­miza­tion (SEO) over the last cou­ple of months. I find it an inter­est­ing field with lucra­tive poten­tial. Nat­u­rally, I find myself being aligned with the Lighter side of The Force, thus more inter­ested in the ‘eth­i­cal’ search engine practices.

The rea­son behind all of this is that I had a web design client who got tan­gled up with a shady SEO firm and spent a lot of money for ser­vices that could be summed up as ‘Spam’.

Just read this to save your­self a lot of money and headaches:

From “Beginner’s Guide to SEO”:

If you choose to out­source to an SEO firm, be well aware of the many pit­falls that await the unin­formed. SEO has clas­si­cally been an indus­try that has attracted many untrust­wor­thy and dis­hon­or­able firms, result­ing in an unfor­tu­nate per­cep­tion from many. Pay par­tic­u­lar atten­tion to the following:

  • Manip­u­la­tion & Search Spam — Overly aggres­sive tac­tics can get you banned from search engines.
  • Link Exchanges & Free-for-All Links – While the promise of easy link build­ing through link exchanges or link farms is tempt­ing, these tac­tics often achieve sub­par results. Nat­ural, organic inbound links from sites that your com­peti­tors can’t get links from are the best way to rank well in the long term.
  • Opti­miz­ing Pages for Search Engines vs. Vis­i­tors – Pro­fes­sional SEOs should have spe­cial­ist copy­writ­ers who can craft well-written pages that attract both users and search engines. Repet­i­tive key­word use (as noted above) is largely use­less, but com­pelling, intel­li­gent dia­logue is a great way to get both searchers and engines inter­ested in your content.
  • Guar­an­teed Rank­ings – Guar­an­tee­ing rank­ings is often one of the first indi­ca­tions that you’re deal­ing with a less-than-reputable firm. No SEO can guar­an­tee rank­ings, because the search engines are respon­si­ble for the results and are con­stantly chang­ing. Be wary, too, of promised suc­cess at “thou­sands of engi­nes” (remem­ber that the top 4 account for 95%+ of all search traf­fic), daily sub­mis­sion (com­pletely unnec­es­sary) and other “tricks” or “secrets”. Great rank­ings come from hav­ing great sites with qual­ity links – no tricks or secrets required.
  • Inves­ti­gate – The firm you work with should be able to pro­vide ref­er­ences, prefer­ably from both cus­tomers and indus­try folks that will let you know their skill and abil­ity. Use your best judg­ment here – if a review or response seems canned or fishy, it prob­a­bly is.
 

Choosing A Web Designer

I wish all clients came to me hav­ing read this arti­cle on choos­ing a web designer.

 

A Gift For You

Mozilla released ver­sion 1.5 of the ever-free Fire­fox web browser two days ago. You prob­a­bly know how excited about this.

My favorite things about this new release are:

  • Faster page load­ing (the speeds are, like, two froghairs faster!)
  • Improved ren­der­ing engine
  • Improved Options menu
  • Improved tab control
  • Sup­port for SVG and the new can­vas tag

As for exten­sions, there are many new ones that do ultra-kewl things pre­vi­ously unavail­able in Fire­fox. Here is what my stan­dard exten­sions are (for now):

  • Nuke Any­thing Enhanced — Allows you to right-click any­thing on a web page and hide it. Great for hid­ing annoy­ing graphics.
  • Mea­sureIt — Draw a box on the screen and get height/width mea­sure­ments. Great for align­ing page ele­ments when designing.
  • Web Devel­oper Tool­bar — The third most-used tool in my arse­nal, only behind Dreamweaver and Photoshop.
  • Book­mark Syn­chro­nizer — For keep­ing my 1200+ book­marks the same between the office, home, and my lap­top. Requires an FTP server to act as a go-between.
  • Adblock — One of the best exten­sions ever. This reduces pop­ups and ads on web sites you visit. Includes abil­ity to block pesky Flash over­lay ads. Did it miss some­thing? Right-click it and choose “AdBlock This” and poof!
  • Adblock Filterset.g Updater — A com­pan­ion to Adblock, this keeps your list of block­able ads updated behind the scenes. I can’t remem­ber the last time I got a popup ad.
  • PDF Down­load — Lets you choose whether to open or down­load a PDF when clicked, rather than open­ing it auto­mat­i­cally, which is Firefox’s default behavior.
  • Via­matic foX­pose — This must be seen to be believed, and is only avail­able in Fire­fox 1.5. The exten­sion sets up a but­ton that instantly dis­plays screen shots of all of your open tabs on one page, allow­ing you to click the one you want to jump to.
  • Tab Pre­view — This one dis­plays a lit­tle thumb­nail of the tab con­tents when you hover your mouse over an inac­tive tab. Quite cool.

Know of any other good ones I missed?