Monthly Archives: December 2011

Dump GoDaddy Day

It’s here!  If you haven’t done it yet, this is the day to officially dump GoDaddy and move your domains and hosting to another, more anti-SOPA company.

Here is an article explaining how to move your domain name(s) to a new registrar.

Here is an awesome domain registrar to move your domains to. Use the coupon code SOPAsucks for a discount.

Wondering what this is all about? Read a little history on how GoDaddy managed to piss off the entire Internet.

Category: Internet, Tech

Election 2012

For those of you who are duped by the “Obama hasn’t done anything worthwhile” rhetoric, or even worse, the “Obama is a kenyan-muslim-communist-terrorist-socialist-marxist who wants to have sex with your daughter” B.S. that has dripped from the Fox News mouthpieces since he was elected, I give you:

http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/

Category: Politics

Stop SOPA now

I’ve censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet–a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, visit: http://americancensorship.org/posts/10253/uncensor

If ???? ??????, we ???? all ????? ?????? ???? ???? of ????? on a ??????? ?????. Go ???? ???? ?????????????? NOT to ???? for ????!

Uncensor This

Category: Internet, Tech

WordPress Image Map Problems

I had many issues trying to get a good old-fashioned HTML image map to work in a WordPress page or post. It seemed that WordPress kept trying to add extra <map> tags around all my <area> tags. I couldn’t get it to stop!

After being led astray by such issues as wpautop() and the need to use various plugins, I finally figured out how to embed HTML image maps on my pages.

The trick is that you can’t use pretty, nicely formatted HTML because WordPress tries to automatically close tags and do various other things to your code when it detects new lines.

So instead of something nice like this:


<map name="Locations">
   <area shape="circle" coords="439,227,12" href="http://www.test.com/locations/london/" />
   <area shape="circle" coords="542,174,11" href="http://www.test.com/locations/pikeville/" />
   <area shape="circle" coords="419,161,11" href="http://www.test.com/locations/richmond/" />
</map>

You actually need to remove all the extra spacing and use something messy like this:

<map name="Locations"><area shape="circle" coords="439,227,12" href="http://www.test.com/locations/london/" /><area shape="circle" coords="542,174,11" href="http://www.test.com/locations/pikeville/" /><area shape="circle" coords="419,161,11" href="http://www.test.com/locations/richmond/" /></map>

Category: WordPress